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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CYBER ON HILLY'S HOOKERS OR ANY WIKI ASSOCIATED WITH HILLY'S HOOKERS. SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.



NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

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she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Really...Ill think about.....OK ive thought about it....Ill do it!

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: LOL... ;) good i always like getting a new man whore ;)

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Really amd why is that?

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: ...b/c then i have a new guy too claim as my own.... and i can go off and brag that i have so many more guys than anyone else.... yeah i'm a bit selfish when it comes to my men

2004-12-07 [tomfucker]: *smiles*

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: ;)

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: works for me....

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: *hugs my man whores* i love yyou guys!!

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: *hugs Aleka* WE love you to

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: *smiles*

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Sry but i have to go. This man whore must finish his term papper

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: i have to go as welll... good luck on the paper

2004-12-07 [tomfucker]: *huggs [Aleka] back and kisss you a kiss on your check*

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: 8) thanks!

2004-12-07 [tomfucker]: *winks at you*

2004-12-07 [white_devil]: me and [tomfucker] should be the coolers

2004-12-07 [white_devil]: (for those of ya who dont know what that is, a cooler is the head bouncer, but seeing as were both marines we should share the title

2004-12-07 [tomfucker]: I am up for that. I am backing him on this 100%

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Works for me

2004-12-07 [Yanaba]: [white_devil], are you a bouncer on here already?

2004-12-07 [Pedito]: not too fair because I was the first bouncer. But I could go along with that only if I get a good share.

2004-12-07 [Yanaba]: well, i dunno....ask [Aleka] cuz since hilly left and sarah's never on she's the one in charge...but, if i [Pedito] has a point. there would be a power struggle if there were "head-bouncers".....plus we already have a she-pimp that sees over everything.

2004-12-07 [Pedito]: No need for head bouncers. What does being with the suicide squad have anything to do with being a head bouncer? so far we don't have any male costumers for our Hookers. All the cybering thats been going on has been between the bouncers and the Hookers. actually whats the point of a bouncer then for this wiki page? I just like the title.

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: ...bouncers are cool and i don't believe that a head bouncer is required.... but we can have any bouncers who join from now on be sub bouncers or something.... then the oldest ones would have the most authority.... yeah...8*}

2004-12-07 [Hermes322]: Your just saying that cause we get to fuck em

2004-12-07 [white_devil]: has nothing to do whith who was first its about whos the toughest

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: lol.... i won't be judging which bouncer is the toughest..... and i don't really want to discriminate between you all.... just doesn't seem very nice

2004-12-07 [Aleka]: wait a min!! [white_devil] your not on the bouncer list!! why are you argueing about this?

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: [white_devil] I believe my fellow bouncers and I, will have to remove you. You simply do not fight in any way with the hookers!

2004-12-07 [Balthizar]: *brings out the cheese grater and shot gun*leave now or you will forever hold your peace^^

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Or not depending on what he intends to do with that cheese grater *Malevolent grin*

2004-12-07 [Balthizar]: goes on hte bum...wiht the itching powder for festering^^

2004-12-07 [Legacy Rite]: Do you really think we should

2004-12-07 [tomfucker]: If you say he can not be in here and a bouncer than you will have to deal with me and you will not like what happens

2004-12-07 [Balthizar]: well, its not up to us,and if hte head hooker say he cant then we can deal with him and you if neccasry

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: would you real want to deal with a Marine who can make this place a living hell

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: now,think about it,you try anyhting on us and you cna get arrestesd for using military moves on civilians,and i know you will my dad is in hte Air force,second,your comments can be deleted so i see no reason to fear you

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: how will I be using military moves on you did i say any thing about military moves NO so all I am asking is that he becomes a bouncer

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: ,ok,try this one, a military man can not fight a civilien unless in self defense, if you start the fight you will get a court Marshell and if your asking if he can you did it the wrong way

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: well all of you are saying he cant plus how can a fight be started if it is not in persone. Plus you also need to find out where I am at and also you need to some how get the phone # to my commaned and also you need to fined out my first and last name

2004-12-08 [Legacy Rite]: I didnt say he couldnt be here and no one said he couldnt be a bouncer i simply told him to end the argument untill [Aleka] decides if he can be a bouncer. Furthermore thier is no point i having coolers when all the bouncers are equal!

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: oi*slaps head* wont be that hard to find out,second...MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: and how would you do that

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: you live in Ca,your first name is nick and your on ET and in the Marines,all i ahve to do is say i was threatned by a marine.Im not stupid, i know what i owuld have to do so if your hoping to prove me wrong your sadly mistaken

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok well I am over it but next do not try to be a hard ass to another service member again

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: well im sorry you thought i was but i wasnt trying to be, i ws only showing facts...*forgets the fight*

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok I am over it lets just move on

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: lets...whats everyones plan for X-mas?

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: I am going back to Minnesota to see my family and friends

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: lucky you! im stuck with my family...

2004-12-08 [Legacy Rite]: Im writing A 2400 word term paper

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: that sould not take long at all

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ....good luck with that

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: whoah

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: i edited it....

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: so i'm not cussing... i didn't finish reading all the commments.....

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: yeah... i probably confused some people with that...

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: Thank you very much

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ....?

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: for putting hellfire as a bouncer

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: hey who thinks they can beat my ass??!! nick, who was it?

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: yeah.... i'm really blonde and forgot i told him he could be a bouncer....lol.....and i forgot to add his name....

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: first of all its horrible for youre health to fuck with any marine, especially when theres more than one in the room, b/c u fuck with one, you fuck with em all

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok dude its all over calme down

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: ok i just missed all of it lol

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: its all cool i took care of it

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ...yeah... i hope its over... or else you all will have too deal w/ what i wrote and then erased..... and no one wants that....;)

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: nope its done and over and in the past

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: excellent!!! that makes me happy

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: sorry that it happened tho

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: it wasn't just you... weird guys fighting for dominance when this is a female run organization....tsk tsk

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: yep but i am sorry for the actions

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: 8).. aww *hugs* its alright... just be nice now k

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: * hugs back* i will be

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: so how you doin?

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: I am doing good and your self

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: exhuasted!! but other than that i'm sick.... yeah i'm having a great day...

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: sounds like it

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: 8*P

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: wish i could be there to help you get better

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: thats sweet but saddly you can't so i will just whine too you... ;).... no i won't i'm not good at whinning saddly

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: I dont care if you do

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: i won't then.... 8*P

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok you dont have to but its ok if you do. so whats wrong

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: i'm sick... i'm exhuasted... i'm screwed... i have school tomorrow... i have a test tomorrow... i haven't studied... i'm trapped at home... i'm cold... and i'm procrastinating

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: well I wish i could make you warm and help you studdy for the test and I would also like to get you out of the house and do one other thing you said to you

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ...what did i say to myself?? consfusion....

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok now you go me all mixed up

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: i quote the part that confused me "do one other thing you said to you".... you said to you.... confusion

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: well you said you were screwd and that is what i wish I could do to you

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ahhhhh....

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: it makes sense now!

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: lol

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok good

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: its late... thats my only excuse

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: its ok

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: 8) i will survive as long as you forgive me for being dumb...

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: i for give you

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: aww... i get to survive now!! thats so sweet of you

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: well I do what i can to help people survive

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: that is a wonderful trait!! and you get snuggles for that *snuggles*

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: *snuggles back with you*

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: comfy... but saddly i must go to bed and try to overcome this evil cold and stay warm... and sleep sleep is good

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ok you do that i want you to get better. wishi couls tuck you in to bed

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: im not one to be an asswhole,but if Helfire or whatever sends me a msg like this again im going torepeort him to theguards:you the "tough guy"? i missed a lot on the page but if it is you, ya better watch fucken mouth b/c marines fly anywere in the world free and it only takes 2 days to fly somewer and shut a little pussy's mouth:I dont appreciat geting a msg like this,especially after we ended the argumenti wont let someone think they cna shove me around cause there a marine i wont

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: i wont message you again b/c i said what i neede too take it for what its worth

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: listen man i would leave it alone if you would just tell me what you said that i missed

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ....omg....

SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DEAL W/ PEOPLE ARGUING LIKE LIL' BITCHES

2004-12-08 [Pedito]: Hello, what the hell happened. Can I be informed? ~Cowers slightly~

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: somethings just piss me off

2004-12-08 [Hermes322]: Jesus...who was arguing?

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: ok fair enough

2004-12-08 [Hermes322]: Okay, new rule. NO FIGHTING AMONG THE BOUNCERS!

2004-12-08 [white_devil]: sounds fair, i never intended to start one with the damn cooler comment i just wasnt sure who i should mesage about it at first

2004-12-08 [Aleka]: ....i would be very happy if the bouncers never fought but i guess i'll just have to live w/ them never fighting again...

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: ITs over and if you two keep fighting I will ask that both of you are kicked out

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: im not fighting!so stop saying i am!

2004-12-08 [tomfucker]: I am not trying to start anything but you two are acting like kids and it needs to stop

2004-12-08 [Balthizar]: well guess what, im techancly am and second,he shouldnt have been the one to send that msg

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: you are a teenager not a kid

2004-12-09 [Balthizar]: the difference is, he is an adult and therefor should act more mature,where as a teenager is held up to the same standards as an adult

2004-12-09 [Balthizar]: know hwat? forget it,lets not talk about it casue my temper is getting worse adn right now i cant take that

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: ok well you need to get over it ok and move on. this is the last of what happened and now it is done and over

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: OMG!!! why did you bring it up [tomfucker]?? it was over!! never to be mentioned again.... so new subject.... how's the weather wherever you people are?

2004-12-09 [Balthizar]: raining,which is goodcause i like rain^^(actually its my fault)

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: I did not i was trying to end it ok. The weather sucks here

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: whatever... all i saw was after i shouted top devil dog u started to threaten someone who hadn't said anything in a long time... so if i am missing something i am sorry for saying that.... anyway.. the weather is too warm here i want snow.... i lovve the snow!! so much too do in the snow

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: well I would also like to see snow

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: snow is so much fun!! there are snowmen and snow ball fights and snow boarding and sleding and snow angels and get whitewashed in it and building forts and hot chocolate and the fireplace is on.... and its cold!!

2004-12-09 [white_devil]: hehehe

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: ya thats what I miss about the snow

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: ....i hope it snows again... even though we still have snow on the ground from the last one it is not enough to play in... give me snow!!

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: wish i could. there is also no snow back home

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: no snow anywhere!?! what is wrong with this world!! there is snow in the mountains... i'm gonna go snowboarding or tubing on the mountain then!!

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: well the last time i went in the mountiansI was in a very bad car accident

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: ....ick... well you lived!!! which mountains... or where in the mountains... or whatever!

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: the ones here in CA. The veical rooled down a 60 foot ravien

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: not good.... not good at all.... any serious injuries?

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: I have to get my knee fixed and also i hurt my back to were it will never be the same again

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: was this recent!?!?!? omg... *hugs* get better and no hurting yourself more or i will beat you w/ a limp noodle....

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: it happened back in january

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: still feeling it too? god that sucks

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: yes I am

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: *snuggles* well i hope it gets better for you...

2004-12-09 [Yanaba]: ok...i'm not gonna ask...i missed a lot...so yay snow!!!!!!!! i want snow snow is cool yay for snow

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: thanks you

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: yeah... asking would be bad... snow is the best!!

2004-12-09 [Yanaba]: don't'cha love it??? so where is it???.....I WANT SNOW!!!......

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: no clue but I miss it

2004-12-09 [Yanaba]: me too...and now that i have my license...or the little slip of paper that says i do anyway....i must snow like crazy!!!!

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: lol... still haven't gotten your liscense in the mail?!?!... why does your license make you like snow??

2004-12-09 [Yanaba]: cuz i dont' have to worry about dying while taking my test anymore!!! slipery roads not good

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: ahhh.. that makes sense...

2004-12-09 [Yanaba]: yes....yes it does

2004-12-09 [Hermes322]: I have to go to the OBGYN today....

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: i have no idea what that is... but umm good luck?

2004-12-09 [Legacy Rite]: Its a Gynacologist

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: lol

2004-12-09 [Aleka]: really? umm.... good luck then....

2004-12-09 [Legacy Rite]: How are you

2004-12-09 [Hermes322]: Good but I was late four days and had all the signs and PAINFUL pain

2004-12-09 [Balthizar]: Gynacologist??

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: a female doctor *wink wink*

2004-12-09 [Hermes322]: LOL *falls over laughing*

2004-12-09 [Balthizar]: ???nvm, i dont want to know do i?thought so....

2004-12-09 [tomfucker]: what did I say wrong

2004-12-09 [Hermes322]: Just the fact that Balth didn't know what it was...

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: ....wow thats just awkward....

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: all i know is that they look up your ummmmm

2004-12-10 [Hermes322]: Vagina. Don't be such a pussy DD. lol I changed thoughts of a hooker. ^^

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: 8*P... just like some doctors stick their hands up your... ummm

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: i saw the new ones very nice!!! very amusing

2004-12-10 [Hermes322]: ^^ thank you. ^^

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: what our ass

2004-12-10 [Balthizar]: BLAH BLAH BLAH!I dont want to hear!*covers ears*

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: yeah your ass...

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: I wish i could be a Gynacologist

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: .... i know someone whose dad is one... and the stories i hear omg.... amazing what people stick in themselves....

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: like what

2004-12-10 [Balthizar]: Samee!what did you stick in oyurself...lol j/k, i heard storie about what ppl stick in there asses...very funny

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: this one girl got pieces of banana stuck in her.... and this other one had a pen cap...

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: some people stick rats in their asses... or mice... their called rat killers or something... thats just icky

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: weired. well i would have fun getting tings out of the pussy if it was hot hot chick that did not have any stds

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: ...lol... umm i don't know about that information.... but there have too be hot chicks who go to the gynacologist....

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: ya true. but I would have fun with that stuff depending on who it was

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: but see you don't get to choose who vagina you look at... so a minimal part would be enjoyable for you... the resst of the time it would be old ladies... married women(not that that makes them any diff).... ugly women...stds.... and god only knows what else they see icky

2004-12-10 [white_devil]: i would never want to be a geinacologist you would have to touch some rotton ass pussy eventually hehehe

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: i'm not gonna be a gynacologist... ick... i don't know what it is about looking at other nude females but its just uncomfortable for me...

2004-12-10 [Balthizar]: i owuld want to be one eaither, hte idea doesnt seem very appealing to me

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: yeah... i think its time for a better discussion.... not that i miind talking about this... but yeah.... so how is everyone?

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: I am good but tiered and horny/kinky

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: lol... hey what else is new? ;)

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: nothing

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: well damn thats not any fun

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: ok well I am working at the stables on base

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: are there any really pretty horses there?

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: alot

2004-12-10 [Aleka]: i always wanted a horse

2004-12-10 [tomfucker]: ya so do i but I have to pay off my truck before i get one

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